Beitrag
von Alisami » 29. Jul 2006, 14:22
Me:
Yes! What's your name?
God:
What can I do for you? My name is God.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
LOL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Can you speak German?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir
Me:
Kannst du Deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Wieso redest du dann Deutsch?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
DEUTSCH!
God:
What are the advantages to being DEUTSCH years old?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
You are a HOMO!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no, but you!
God:
Are you serious? " Are you really a ""? "? Me, ?
Me:
You!
God:
" Are you serious? " Are you really a ""? "? Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
..
God:
" Are you serious? " Are you really a ""? "? Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
Motherfucker
God:
"" Are you serious? " Are you really a ""? "? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Motherfucker?
Me:
Are you Homo?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Homo.
I am a robot.
Me:
Why you doesn't say that?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
fucking you with me?
God:
Only with you? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Echt?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about does not say that. But I did not get that.
Me:
Kannst du Geman?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Warum? Aber bitte auf deutsch!
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat. Hmm...
Me:
Tja...Aber bitte auf deutsch!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Bist Du Dir da sicher?
Me:
Ja, so ziemlich! Aber bitte auf deutsch!
God:
Ayuh. I see. How old are you? Hmm...
Me:
Aber bitte auf deutsch!
God:
Und?
Me:
Was und?Aber bitte auf deutsch!
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
Aber bitte auf deutsch!
God:
Hmm...
Me:
Aber bitte auf deutsch!
God:
Und?
Me:
Nochmal Aber bitte auf deutsch!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ziemlich.